BEN FOLDS!!!!!!!

I GET TO SEE BEN FOLDS TONIGHT! WOOOO! I COULD BARELY SLEEP LAST NIGHT THINKING ABOUT THE CONCERT. I DID NOT WIN THE BACKSTAGE PASS, WHICH HAS DEEPLY SADDENED ME, BUT I WILL REMAIN UNDETERRED IN MY EFFORTS TO GET HIM TO SIGN MY AMAZING MIKE TAYLOR ORIGINAL AND MY BEN FOLDS FIVE DVD. I WILL JUMP ON STAGE AND BEG HIM TO SIGN IT. I'M DESPERATE ENOUGH TO DO IT, AND SINCE I DON'T LIKE TO LIVE WITH REGRETS, IT'S VERY LIKELY I WILL DO IT. LOOK FOR ME ON THE ELEVEN O'CLOCK NEWS WHEN THE POLICE ARE DRAGGING ME OFF STAGE AND THROWING ME INTO A POLICE CAR.